Christmas buzz, christmas party, Santa Claus is at my barby, frying shrimps, frying bitches, butts butts butts butts, he'll take you to Gallifrey, his wiener in your hand, he'll spray. spank spank spank, butts butts butts butts butts.
buuuuuuuuts!!! yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh
oh yea it's christmas, and i wonna party in your brain, with a talking horse.
Don't touch your eyes, his weewee is a chili pepper. this bus smells like shit; multi dimensional butthole stink.
Traveling through space and time, hiding the sausage in your mind, mrs claus has the tightest minge, C U NEXT TUESDAY.
What's that in front of you, is it a peeney shaped like dog?
it could be a space crab selling his boobies, or maybe i am just tripping fuckin balls.
pick up you nuts and check you fucking buzz it's satan in space and he wants to shit on your face. santa's fucking drunk and he's covered in cum. you've got to pull tiny helpers out of his dirty bum.
load them into my blunderbuss, shoot those furry friendlies into Satan's gut, give him a noogie and tickle his boobies. Satan doesn't like family movies. make him watch Beathoven 3, then get him stoned on beathoven's weed.
santa ate my acid and now he think he is me. chris angel, mind freak!!!! I steal his clothes and pocket his speed
im santa now! AND I FUCKING RULE! throw your child's santa sack into your swimming pool. come back the next day when they are really scared, never fear, i'm your friendly fat misogynist. girls suck, boys rule, here take this you silly fool. it's acid, dipped in the fabric of time, it's christmas forever, but only in your mind. your homeless and aged 45. and I have a gun, syke it's banana you lose again. you fat freak
(something about babies and valium) (keeping them in a christmass haze forever)
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